we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
