I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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