dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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