Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
operation harelip BJ is a go
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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