Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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