if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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