did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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