I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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