You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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