Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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