Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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