We need to rekindle our bromance
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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