I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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