How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need help removing her.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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