Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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