She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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