I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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