That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i need some magic done to my vagina
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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