Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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