its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she looked like the before picture.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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