He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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