Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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