You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she peed on how many people?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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