there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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