Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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