I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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