the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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