apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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