i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Green mimosas i think yes
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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