It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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