does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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