Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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