someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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