it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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