You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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