i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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