i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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