Don't you send me to vm
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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