I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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