I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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