what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It was confusing and full of hummus
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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