So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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