The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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