sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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