you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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