Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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