fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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