she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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