Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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