no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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