I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Shame is for Republicans.
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