i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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