He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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