i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The feeling are messing with the penis
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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