her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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